Have you ever fucked a girl so hard ...?

So after a few days of not-so-much internet havin', we're in Athens, staying once again at Sam and Luke's, since we're true niggaz till the end of time.

The Cinci show was fifteen different kinds of sweet. Good turnout, merch sellin', and fun heavy breakdown that fucking crush you. We also got to stay at a henhouse, where clucking kept us up until the wee hours.

Were you aware that essing my dee will allow us to eff in ell? Duh.

After that, we had a day off that consisting of a bit of driving, a bit of staying, some glass explosion and shards-in-eyes, courtesy of TPOG. There was rushing to the emergency room and blood. Eyes. Sky. Knife. Face. Everything worked out okay, I guess; Danny lost the use of two of his eyes but will be okay in a few months.

Last night in Athens was kind of ass, through no fault of our wonderful Sharks pals. Equipment breakage, Jeremy yelling and me sulking ensued, but there was plenty of dee elling and ay effing and tee peeing that sealed the deal.

Tonight is Myrtle Beach, which just happens to be my favorite town of all time, except for every other town.