Epic battle to the vending machines!
So I now know the following:
1) Delaware is every bit as boring as you'd think it would be. Even the college sluts are dreary. You're like, "Hey girl, what your major?" and she's like, "Horticulture with a minor in constitutional theory," and you're like, "Okay. Tee tee why ell." The upside to Delaware is that people get insanely drunk and destroy Mac monitors with spiked bats. Downsides are numerous and include sleeping in the broken glass from said monitor destruction, plus having to be in Delaware.
2) New York is fucking fun, especially when you're me and get to eat good food and stay in some luxury-ass digs while your bandmates are swillin' Bud and sleeping on someone's floor. Ha-ha! We did the touristy thing and drove around agape until all of my band exacted revenge by falling asleep, forcing me to have conversations with myself.
3) Connecticut is a state so wee and adorable that "tear this place apart" is their state motto. Yousums a good state, Connecticut, arents you? Yes you is!
4) I am somehow getting wireless right now.
5) Once upon a time, we were in a van, musing about how Maryland is weird. "Everything just seems slightly off," we said. Just then a truck pulled up, driven by a midget who was delivering something to another midget who may or may not have tipped midget number one accordingly. We then got the hell out of Maryland before it forced us to don polka dots and speak in tongues.
We're now in Massachusetts. We play very close by tomorrow. I plan on sleeping for a hundred and thirty-nine hours. TTYL!
1) Delaware is every bit as boring as you'd think it would be. Even the college sluts are dreary. You're like, "Hey girl, what your major?" and she's like, "Horticulture with a minor in constitutional theory," and you're like, "Okay. Tee tee why ell." The upside to Delaware is that people get insanely drunk and destroy Mac monitors with spiked bats. Downsides are numerous and include sleeping in the broken glass from said monitor destruction, plus having to be in Delaware.
2) New York is fucking fun, especially when you're me and get to eat good food and stay in some luxury-ass digs while your bandmates are swillin' Bud and sleeping on someone's floor. Ha-ha! We did the touristy thing and drove around agape until all of my band exacted revenge by falling asleep, forcing me to have conversations with myself.
3) Connecticut is a state so wee and adorable that "tear this place apart" is their state motto. Yousums a good state, Connecticut, arents you? Yes you is!
4) I am somehow getting wireless right now.
5) Once upon a time, we were in a van, musing about how Maryland is weird. "Everything just seems slightly off," we said. Just then a truck pulled up, driven by a midget who was delivering something to another midget who may or may not have tipped midget number one accordingly. We then got the hell out of Maryland before it forced us to don polka dots and speak in tongues.
We're now in Massachusetts. We play very close by tomorrow. I plan on sleeping for a hundred and thirty-nine hours. TTYL!
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