Dates of Thunder!

Yo. So here are the so-far dates for the winter tour. I'm posting them here, too, even though they'll go on MySpace and the website, because I am more anal than a man made completely out of butts.

OUR SINGER HAS CANCER/BREATHALYZERS N' SODOMIZERS TOUR '05-'06

12/27 Wichita KS @ TBA w/ Rickyfitts

12/28 St. Louis MO – HELP!

12/29 Somerset KY @ TBA

12/30 Central VA – HELP!

12/31 Edison N.J. @ JERSEY-STYLE NEW YEARS V.D. PARTY!! WOO!! w/ Post Office Gals

1-1 We’ll be hungover today.

1-2 Wilkes-Barre PA @ Café Metro w/ An Albatross, Post Office Gals

1-3 Columbus OH @ Bernies Distillery w/ Post Office Gals

1-4 Lansing MI @ MACs w/ Post Office Gals

1-5 Chicago IL @ the Studio w/ Post Office Gals

1-6 Cincinnati OH @ Parkland Theatre w/ Post Office Gals, Diamonds for Eyes, See You Next Tuesday

1-7 Murfreesboro TN @ TBA w/ Post Office Gals

1-8 Birmingham AL @ TBA w/ Post Office Gals

1-9 Myrtle Beach SC @ Social w/ Post Office Gals, Sparrows Swarm and Sing

1-10 Charlotte NC @ the Shogun Hideout w/ Post Office Gals, Thus Spoke, Network of Terror

1-11 Chapel Hill/Raleigh NC

1-12 VA Beach VA, @ Sweet Caroline’s w/ Post Office Gals Walking Judea

1-13 Washington DC @ Warehouse Next Door w/ Post Office Gals

1-14 Newark DE @ UDel w/ Post Office Gals, Mass Movement of the Moth, Order of the Dying Orchid

1-15 Brooklyn NY @ Red & Black w/ Post Office Gals, Battletorn, the Casket Architects and Team Robespierre

16 Waterbury, CT @ Los Amigos w/ Bravo Fucking Bravo, Deadgirls Diary

17 Amherst MA @ TBA w/ Bravo Fucking Bravo, Animal Hospital

18 Boston MA @ TBA w/ Bravo Fucking Bravo, Animal Hospital

19 N.H. @ TBA w/ Bravo Fucking Bravo

20 VT @ TBA w/ Bravo Fucking Bravo

21 Upstate NY

22 Cleveland OH – HELP!

23 Indianapolis IN @ TBA w/ Anapparatus, Base Defiler

24 Peoria IL @ Legion Hall

25 Iowa somewhere

If ya'll can help us out somewhere, stop being a pussy and do so, or I might suckerpunch you in the ovary.

tgrh.