Begin this bitch anew.

Hi, suckas. This is our new diary page, since the old one thumbed itself in the ass and died -- courtesy of the fine programmers at Diaryland, who're apparently using some sort of Texas Instruments calculater per servo. Either that, or pinching each others' nipples whilst complimenting each other on how twee they are: "You're too twee for me!" "No, you! You are the twee-est! The twee-est of them all!"

So yes. We're going on tour soon again. You shall be duly updated in time.